Hunan TV's "Super Boys" talent show is known in Chinese as 快男, "fast men". This video applies that title to a discussion of male sexual performance, featuring testimonials, cheesy sound effects, and hilariously explicit dialogue (more detail below).

The clip starts off with a line from the Chao Chuan hit, "I'm a little, little bird," and then splashes the title screen: "Transform from a 'fast man' to a 'superman'."

The first couple featured has an unhappy sex life: the man is too fast, and can't measure up to the European porn stars he envies. The second couple is the complete opposite: Mr. Wang Meng, who is over forty, can still satisfy his 26-year-old wife.

While ragtime music plays in the background, Wang makes an impassioned appeal to the audience:

Do you want to be powerful like Wang Meng?
Have endurance like Wang Meng?
As strong as Wang Meng?
As intense as Wang Meng?
Do you want to have your lover gripping the bedposts and ripping the sheets?
Then use Yangli!

The drug, Yangli, is produced by a subsidiary of the Yantai-based Changyu Winery Group.

Later on in the program, the purported inventor of the drug comes on stage and describes the technical details in heavy-accented Chinese spiced with earthy metaphors: "You'll go from a tiny cucumber to an enormous daikon radish."

Returning to the theme of the sexual prowess of foreigners, the inventor notes that Yangli will produce 100% erections, "Just like powerful western men." To illustrate this claim, a third couple is brought on-stage. In this segment (around 12:00), a Russian woman complains about her Chinese husband's size:

My country places a great deal of importance on sexual harmony in a marriage. When I got married, my mother warned me that Oriental men have relatively small penises.And problems in sex sooner or later lead to problems in love.

Q: Did that happen after you got married?
A: It did. Back then, I couldn't feel him inside me at all. My husband's penis was apparently actually pretty big, but it was still small compared to the men in my country.

Q: So how did you solve the problem?
A: After my husband took Yangli, I discovered that compared to before, when he was only 30% erect, he now was 100% erect, like a big daikon radish. He was even thicker and bigger than Russian men! It was amazing!

Found via Milk Pig.